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Letterman Admits To Sex With Staffers

                                                                           

TOP TEN EXCUSES DAVID LETTERMAN HAS FOR BOINKING THE STAFF

10.   IT'S  RESEARCH FOR MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SEXUAL AFFAIRS
  9.   MOST OF THEM JUST OPTED FOR THE LATE NIGHT T-SHIRT
  8.   TIRED OF PEOPLE REFERING TO ME AS "THAT OLD GUY"
  7.   I THOUGHT THEY WERE CHEAPER THAN HOOKERS
  6.   MY WIFE IS REALLY A BITCH
  5.   TIRED OF THE BAND GETTING ALL THE BROADS
  4.   I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DREW BARRYMORE WAS A GUEST
  3.   MISTOOK MY HEART MEDS FOR VIAGRA
  2.   IT JUST PROVES I'M NOT GAY
  1.   HEY, I'M DAVID LETTERMAN DAMN IT AND I CAN BOINK WHOEVER I WANT
  

Oh, what the heck, ten more

10. Why let John Edwards have all the fun?
9. Trying to take the spotlight off that Palin chick
8. Couldn't find anything else for my personal assistant to do.
7. What was I to do, she tapped my foot under the bathroom stall.
6. In this economy it's better to get laid than laid off.
5 In any economy it's better to get laid than laid off.
4. You just wouldn't believe how boring the writers strike was.
3. The Beatles were wrong about that money thing.
2. I never consented to sexual relations with that woman.
1. It's so damn lonely at the top.

The Color Of Shadows

                                                                          

  Last night I took a ride on Dolphin, a friend and competitor's boat. We have sailed together for about 25 years. As the sailing season draws to a close, so does the window of opportunity to share evening or weekend sails with  people who I will always hold close. Gone already are the Wednesday night races that always offered their weekly dose of competition and laughter. I will miss them. This post wouldn't be complete without aknowledging my own crew, the crew of Special K, and all of the people who I have had the wonderful opportunity to have shared the deck of that gracefull yacht with over the past 16 years. People who will always be with me everytime I step on the deck of any boat for the rest of my life. The gray shadow I cast on Dolphin's sail hides all the color all of you have brought into my life. I hope you'll all carry a piece of my shadow with you in the years to come. Thank you all.