Obama's Health Care Czar - "It Takes A Village"

                                                                           

     President Barack Hussein Obama's new appointee, Dr. Tseste Fly as Health Care Czar is unfazed by the stir he is causing in both conservative and liberal camps. Critics are quick to point out that Dr. Fly has no experience with the health care system in the US. In addition, allegations are surfacing that the Kenyan National's Witch Doctor's license had been revoked after an investigation revealed he had been administering performance enhancing drugs to the Kenyan Olympic Track and Field team.

    "Dems jus vicious attacks", Fly stated in an interview with the Kenyan Kronicle. "I have entered de lion's den", Tseste said, "De big insurance companies ah like de mother lion and de mother lion is jus tryin to protect her cubs. Dey tink I am goin to kill away all de cubs but dey doan see dat in ahda to save de pride de weak ones must die."

    That philosophy is adding fuel to the fire over Obama's purported "Death Panel", where government will decide who get's the life or death treatment they need.

    "Dat is jus crazy screams from de hyenas", Dr. Fly continued, "Dare is no one mon or no one panel who will make de choices". Borrowing a line from another failed proponent of Universal health care Fly went on to state, "It takes a village, ahl peoples mus come togetha to make dis wok. Dare ah many hungry animals in de jungle and we mus fight dem wit our spears and minds"

    It remains to be seen if Dr. Fly can summon the right voodoo chant to bring everyone together on this issue. The chasm between the two sides at this point certainly seems unbridgeable. Dr. Fly will be flying in to address a gathering of health care professionals in New York next week. The minutes of that meeting will be forwarded to the Congressional Subcommitee for Socialist Healtcare Reform sometime in January.

UPDATE:  PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSIEN OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE CZAR DR. TSESTE FLY, WAS TRAMPLED AND KILLED TODAY BY A ROGUE ELEPHANT. DOCTORS WERE UNABLE TO SAVE MR. FLY IN TIME SINCE REDI-HUT WAS SHUTTERED ON THE HEELS OF GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE, AND THE EXPRESS EMERGENCY HUT WAS ELIMINATED IN FAVOR OF THE PREVENTATIVE CARE CAMP. THE WHITE HOUSE IS EXPECTED TO BE NAMING A REPLACEMENT BY THURSDAY.